Interesting Man

hello im going to post about this old malay man me, lewis and jp saw at the st john hq. first me and jp were sitting stoning and waiting for the FAC to start cos we had to revise how to use the rolling stretcher. so then the man came and asked jp out of the blue " eh boy how old are u?" jp replied "sec3." the man was damn shocked and say "HUH SO SMALL SEC 3 AR AIYO!" then he starting saying being small you cannot carry rifle in NS and your wife will carry u instead of him carrying her. so he said "u so small comfirm in school kena bullied right? u think uncle old nvr young before ar? you think again la u think i whole life so old ar?" then he started asking "why so small? no money ar? save for wad u tell me u save for wad? ask your father mother bring u KFC everyday la." then we smiled and started to dao him. then he looked quite pissed and said you al listening or not? then we went yayaya. haha so there came lewis. then he stared at his fingernails and said aiyoh why your nails so long?! u think u girl ar? so girly girly like that. why u grow up wanna be girl ar? then he started talking bout sex change and lots of dirty stuff tht i wont post la u wanna find out ask me la. yea so then he started to say we looked damn innocent and tht we must noe vulgarities so that we can scold ppl back. my fav was "ppl fk u u fk them back understand?!" then he went "knnb ccb!" cos he was talking bout ppl shouting tht in kopitiams. then he started saying lots of vulgarities in languages. then he started asking us meanings of vulgarities and taught us alot of rubbish. so then we were like yea yea u think we duno is it but of cos to please him we went oh ok. haha. oh ya i forgot. he was smoking a rolled up leaf. then its like always half way walk away then come back and start rubbishing again. but, hes an interesting man. i mean to find a man like that in a st john hq is very very VERY rare. not only in sj hq. any hq u find. its rare. haha. wanna talk to him again lol. funny dude. yea thats it.
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